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What’s Up Loser! I know you’re reading this article now because you’re bored of being a skinny twiglet and want to do something about it. Am I right? Of course I’m right! You’ve ended up on this webpage, haven’t you?!

I know you’ve been searching online for a while now, looking for some sort of special ‘secret’ to gain muscle. Well, I can tell you now, that there are no secrets or quick fixes to doing it. However, there are two very common, well known strategies that you can follow to gaining muscle. Are you ready for them?… Okay… To gain muscle, you have to eat right… and lift weights. Thats it!

First of all, let’s get a few things straight. If you met me, you probably wouldn’t like me. I’m obnoxious. I’m rude. And I’m a jerk. But I Don’t care! I can score chicks in my sleep with a body like mine. So do you really think I value your opinion? Hell NO!

Now, it’s my job to help skinny dudes like you gain muscle. I’m a recognised expert in the field, so I thought I’d just thrash out this article while I’m sitting on my *ss here, with nothing to do.

When I first began gaining muscle myself, I searched through and read information on the internet a heck of a lot, and now, I can tell you from my first hand experience, that there is so much B.S. on the internet nowadays on how to gain muscle. So many companies trying to sell you lots of useless, powders, pills and supplements. And ‘body builders’ trying to give you their amazing workout programs that helped them gain X amount of lbs for the summer (which they probably just copied from some online magazine or something).

Let me fill you in on the so called ‘secret’ you’ve been waiting to hear. If you want to REALLY learn how to gain muscle, then you’re going to have to fork out a few dollars on… not supplements… not a personal trainer… but a proper self tailored muscle gain program. Now I’m not talking about breaking the bank here. You can get top quality gain muscle programs online for about the price of a tub of protein or less.

Bear in mind that some of the muscle gain programs out there today are… well… a rip off. They don’t give you all the information you need and are quite expensive. So read the reviews and don’t get scammed!

A top program will give you info on what you need to know, including:-

* What to eat

* How often you need to eat

* The foods you should eat and why

* The foods to avoid

* Training regimes in the gym

* How often to train in the gym

* How long each session in the gym should last

* Correct exercises for each muscle group and the correct form to perform them in

* The things you shouldn’t do in the gym

* The important roles that hormones play when gaining muscle

* How to control your hormones to help you bulk up quicker (including growth hormone and testosterone)

* How much rest and sleep you’ll need and the importance of rest when gaining muscle

I could sit here all day and night as the list goes on forever…

Anyway, as I was saying… Instead of going down to the gym and busting you’re *ss trying to build your muscles, (which I can guarantee won’t work unless you know exactly how to go about it) download a well reccommended, quality body building program from the net.

I mean, how many monthly gym memberships, tubs of protein and other BS supplements have you paid for that haven’t worked so far!? Quit being a whiney loser and learn the straight forward rules that you have to follow to build muscle. Or you can just stay a puny twerp forever – doesn’t bother me!

Take care loser!